Simon Wake Up - You're asleep at the wheel! My ears are bleeding!

Yes it’s painful. They hurt. Really really hurt. I had fun listening to the awful sounds that caused the hurt.

I watched three of the four hour first week auditions for American Idol. I had to break for One Tree Hill. Who said I had taste. I love bad TV. Bad TV is Good TV. The sad thing is I’m not the target audience for either shows. It’s a sad sad day, I’m too old and have blood dripping from my ears.

I love TV!