Fed Ex Better Than Santa? Hmmm....

ABC World News reports that Fed Ex is better than Santa in delivering packages, especially in a single night. Why? The reasoning seems to be that Santa has to do it once a year, but Fed Ex does it daily.

Weeeeellll, I've never sent anything with Santa, but from what I've heard he's got an excellent delivery record. I have however sent items with Fed Ex, items that never reached their destination, items delivered to the wrong location, items that were delivered the wrong time. When I was in a work situation that required frequent, urgent shipping our company switched to UPS. What Fed Ex has is an excellent PR agent. Maybe Santa should hire one.