Beauty Pageants Are Contact Sports, Ask Miss Puerto Rico About Her Gown...

In an episode reminiscent of the attack on Olympic Skater Nancy Kerrigan some years back, Miss Puerto Rico Pageant contestant, Ingrid Marie Rivera, had her gown and some of her makeup laced with pepper spray.

Who knew that beauty pageants are contact sports? Ms. Rivera had the last laugh though, she kept her poise and composure in true, "never let them see you sweat" (or itch) style, and went on to win the competition. Now she can proceed to the real competition, Miss Universe. I shudder to think what goes on in "the show".

Hey! Doesn't Donald Trump own that pageant? Nuff' said!